partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

wingscanspeak:

Hey guys. So my future could be decided within two weeks. And that scares me. 

My life dream is to move to London and major in theater. Auditions to go to the school of my choice are being held at Texas Thespian Festival in November. Tickets to go are $500 dollars. I am still applying for jobs all over my town, but the money deadline is in 2 weeks. I’m afraid I won’t get the chance to live my dream. 

I know that $500 is a lot of money, but in exchange for helping a bit more I am willing to do something for you guys. Information is on my GoFundMe. Thank you guys. You guys have always been there for me. It means a lot.

I should have an information video up soon. 

Link: http://www.gofundme.com/eie5e4

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50shadesofguey:

calm—reposed:

Maps (Acoustic Version) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you.

everytimeipie:

angryblackman:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

angryblackman:

ebenezersceaux:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry

have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades
so unfair

are you hitting on me

thought you were a beyblade hero

nigga, you used a RC beyblade???kill yourself

RC Beyblade?
Nigga you weak.

I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin

I’m not wearin a bra

Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.
But this nigga used a Dranzer.
A fucking Dranzer.
That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.

 joel people are still reblogging this 

everytimeipie:

angryblackman:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

angryblackman:

ebenezersceaux:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry

have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades

so unfair

are you hitting on me

thought you were a beyblade hero

nigga, you used a RC beyblade???
kill yourself

RC Beyblade?

Nigga you weak.

I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin

I’m not wearin a bra

Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.

But this nigga used a Dranzer.

A fucking Dranzer.

That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.

 joel people are still reblogging this 

Anonymous asked
what's your fave ice cream flavor? Is your username a bug or a drug or neither? what's the last concert you went to?

Favorite ice cream is Vanilla and rocky road a close second.

The name? It’s nothing really. Just a dumb name I picked. When I made my tumblr I was at my friend Emily’s house and we both made one. When I got to the name I said “I want something funny and creative.” That’s as funny and creative as I got lol.

Last concert was the airborne toxic event a little over a year ago I think.