Convo with Ace last night

My eye doctor told me I’m clear for the operation.

Is this the same eye do-

No. This isn’t the one that told me I had chlamydia in my eye. I stopped going to him when he told me I had chlamydia in my eye.

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: oxnam)

Nothing ever makes as much sense as when you’re 16 years old and you hear a song by The Cure.

(Source: slaughteringbunnies)

me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*

me: what are we